Bikini Desktops

Would you wear a monokini/slingshot bikini? A monokini is a one piece bikini, with a bikini bottoms and a set of strings as halter necks attacked to the bottom for covering the breasts. A slingshot bikini is similar, but even skimpier. Would you wear either or are these too trashy?

Have you had any *ahem* interesting dreams lately? My dream last night consisted of me wearing a string bikini with high heels and doing poses on top of a piano that was covered with ketchup and tofu. Suddenly my hands turned into slingshots and I started slinging popcorn around the room that popped out of my ear to the sound of my dog barking and Celine Dion.