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I really want to wear a tight thong, as I like to have my backside hanging free. What kind should I buy?

I have big muscular buns, quite hairy, and I really like it. What is the best type of thong to make me feel masculine, yet sexy a the same time: victoria secret? Or, what other brands. Help!!! I really want to start wearing thongs.

Public Comments

1. doche, douche
2. This a joke?
3. . . .
4. Hairy buns + thong = bad idea. Better to just go commando.
5. ..sicko why are you even asking this ? if you want them just go to the store any buy them but i dont think anyone wants to see your hairy george of the jungle ass thanks for the two points though
6. 2 points!
7. AND YOU'RE TELLING THE GENERAL PUBLIC WHY?!?! sick! just sick!
8. I don't know brands, but be sure to buy one that's 1-2 sizes too small.
9. i say two points for me so since you are a guy i would say no victoria secret unless your gay which you probably so you know what go for victoria secret...
10. string could work? id suggest a razor ;] o whoo 2 points!
11. 2 effortless points because of your stupidity, thanks!
12. Lol probably a G string!!